Hari hari, everyday, awak awak awak semua bebel bebel kat sini non-stop, hibiscus buruk itu, hibiscus buruk ini tanpa henti, aku punya esceram pun dah naik hehehehe

apa macam? ada untung?

hehehehe

ini ada satu lawak jenaka

Big Man In A Small Town

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone. So he returned and opened his new law office.

The first day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking.

"No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million. Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay. Tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details."

This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man.

"I'm sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?"

The man replied, "I'm from the Phone Company. I came to hook up your telephone.

HEHEHEHE

kutpai!

kawan2 aku kadang2 rajin hantar joke, bagus kalau stress hehehe
aku baru lawat awak punya https://superawesomedeals.wordpress.com/technicalanalyzer/

terima kasih tessa, boleh luas pandangan aku

ok aku nak nengok tv - astro hits banyak cerite lawak heeheehee

kawan2 selamat malam, aku dapat ini dari email, aku kongsi

the power of a badge
A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher says, "Okay, but don’t go in that field over there," as he points out the location. 



The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish... On ANY land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?" 
 


The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores. 



A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher's big Santa Gertrudis bull. 



With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified.

The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs. 

"Your badge... Show him your BADGE! "

hehehehe
KUTNAIK AND KUTPAI

awak aktif kat FB lagi ke?

sokmo lari dari i3
hehehehehe

aku dok tunggu gak, tapi takpe, gua caya sama lu ESCERAM

selamat malam pada semua peminat hibiscus, yang tak minat tu hanya kaki dengki, kaki jeles...:)

aku kongsi bedtime story
Three Men Cross a River (Joke)
Listed in: Inspirational Stories
One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, “Please God, give me the strength to cross this river.” Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God, saying, “Please God, give me the strength .. and the tools to cross this river.” Poof! God gave him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour, after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.
The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so he also prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength and the tools .. and the intelligence … to cross this river.” And Poof! God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.

KUTNAIK & seleep tight and KUTPAI
hehehehe

Wah dah larut malam, aku kongsi cerita aku baca


I Just Needed to Use Your Car (Joke)

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.

There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, “I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight’s concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star.”

Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, “Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don’t I?”

hehehehe

KUTNAIK & kutpai

salam petang, bursa tak cantik, bagi ler ape pun, tak jalan, aku tido dulu

KUTPAI

sini tak sudah2 bebel bende yang sama, siang malam, pagi petang, tabur fitnah tak sudah2, korang ini tak ade kerje ke, perempuan pun kalah hehehehehe kepada peminat hibiscus salam petang, market overall tak cantik, dah jatuh 28 points :(

tessa aku macam duit gak, sms boleh ler, awak pun tau, high tech nie, anak aku jer pandai, tweeter pun anak aku bukak kan, lepas tu aku pun tak pakai hehehehe

duit, awak nie kelakar laaaaaaa

tessa, anak aku kata ramai pilih telegram sebab boleh recruit ramai members

hehehehe

Ooo tessa mesti silence kan notifications nie hehehe

duit terima kasih

Icon congrats!

ninja, i3 ini sefesyen dari dulu, kalau dapat tip buat duit dipuja melangit, esok dapat tip tak buat duit yang femes tadi dimaki hamum tak sudah sudah, dah selalu aku tengok gitu ler fesyen i3, tu ler pasal aku jarang nak sini lama, banyak perangai kebudak budakkan, aku bela anak aku lagi baik hehehehehe

peminat hibiscus selamat pagi

ALL THE BEST!!!

selamat pagi, ramai cuti lagi, tessa aku tau cuti sampai tahun hadapan.

AKU NAK MASAK main dengan cucu


KUTPAI ALL THE BEST
hehehehe

tessa, mark, ninja, tj, duit, dan semua yang ada sini, SELAMAT BERCUTI!!!

kalau tak suka jangan duduk sini ler, asyik bebel2 tak henti2, serupa aje hari2
untuk peminat hibicus selamat bercuti, jumpa minggu hadapan
KUTPAI

selamat bercuti semua!

aku kata boleh naik!!! bila???
selamat bercuti kawan2.
kutpai hehehe

boleh tapi semua kena beli

kalau tak cukup tambah lagi

rich kalau sini tak gaduh boleh naik sampai 0.50 aku rasa hehehehe

amoi ceramic ini memang cun, putih melepak, ipoh mali, beli beli hehehehe

axiata naik, xox kan ke pakai platform celcom

http://asiapoly.com.my/

aarrr pasal ape?

pada aku cerita tak habis lagi hehehehe

nak kongsi wikipedia

http://www.voopee.com/index.html

selamat pagi, nak kongsi ini - produk XOX

http://www.voopee.com/index.html

amboi nak naik 85 sen, ya ke? kalau betul I gadai basikal beli APFT hehehe

aku harap naik cepat, harga dah banyak jatuh dari harga aku beli :(

aku rasa harga macam dah tinggi, tak berani nak masuk, pendapat aku lah

Brahmal beli instacom, kalau instacom naik letup letup mungkin xox pun naik sama tapi kalau bursa merah Isnin, memang semua pun akan jatuh atau stagnant hehehehe

dulu aku ada main contra, bukan untung tapi rugi, kena bayor pulak tu, malam tak tak tido, skrg pakai duit sendiri tido malam pun BEST. Tessa pun sama dia pun pernah kena dulu. Bank bagi offer tinggi pun tak nak.

ok aku nak buat kerja dulu KUTPAI and all the best!

aku tak main contra, beli pakai duit sendiri - duit spare, kalau aku rasa ada potential aku tunggu, kalau tak ada aku KUTPAI hehehe

beli kena sabar kalau tak sabar tak buat duit

aku beli 23 sen jer, kalau naik 1.50, lipat ganda untung tu, tak raya christmas pun jadi raya hehehehe

under Eddie Chai naik sampai 70 sen, kalau under Brahmal mau naik 1.50 hehehehe

hehehehe betul tu hehehehe

KUTNAIK AND KUTPAI nak tengok tv

jgn lari, ada bayar dividend

Beli pun dalam seminggu buat duit, bukan cepat. Aku pindah dulu kat XOX. Nanti datang balik, kalau ada peluang dan duit aku masuk semula. Ada kat sini tak buat duit marah2 maki hamun kat forum2. Kacau orang sana kacau orang sini. Lagi marah lagi tak buat duit hehehehe

oo awak buat lagi banyak dari aku, takpe takpe jangan tamak hehehe
mark, jom beli XOX. aku baca wall tessa semalam rasa confident lak hehehehe

mark, aku ikut awak, aku dah buat duit sikit, lain hari aku ikut awak jer hehehehe

aku ada beli sikit sebab aku baca ini semalam
https://superawesomedeals.wordpress.com/2015/12/16/xox-mobile-eyes-two-millions-subscribers-in-2016/

aku beli aritu 0.26 ada profit sikit aku jual dulu