You bring your flend to support lor, MeiRich ... Bring many many ... They buy now, buy cheap cheap, wely easy to untung ... They wait buy later, sulah lewat sikit leihhh ...

Lia tak ata latang better leihhh ... Evely day also up half sen, one sen, leihh ... Lia latang bring suay only leihh ... Make down only ...

What better, he claim only ... Where he got appointment letter leihhh ... Got ah, official appointment letter one ... Got ah ... I want to see, can ah ... Where got one ...

Lia latang ah ... Latang kasi lia pinya bollocksy-crrappy haka haka analysis & prediction yuga, apa bikin ...

If break 12, next target 14 ...

Can go 12 today, perhaps ...

Itu kontuik idiot dikkhead BollocksBilis itu ... Sulah kina makan sama julung ah ...

Ok leihh ... Tease tease also cannot one ah ... Flend flend what, must can la ...

He froze ... And went suddenly all quiet ... And pretended that he saw nothing & heard nothing ... ki ki ki

He he he, Derrick da kid ... I tease him with simple question only, he get so scared oledy ... ki ki ki

Looks like Derrick kid is now experiencing a sudden loss of intellectual momentum ...

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So, how wud ya respond to dat kind of situation, Derrick kid ... Come on, thrill me ...

One wonders how puny, scrawny 45 kg Derrick kid wud respond, when some hot 70 kg babe with the stature & build of Samira Zopunyan ambles so casually toward him, sayin, 'Hi Leng Chai ... How' re ya doin, dude?' ...

Wonder of wonders ...

So, DreamWarrior's inspired guess: 'Errr, ohhh, ummm ... Soli, soli , Missy ... My tummy aching (actually his nerves fraying) like shhit ... Gotta go ...' and bolts out of da place at high speed like a suddenly frightened young bull ...

That's why la, Derrick dude ... Must visit gym regularly ... To stay fit & strong ... So when a big, hot, beautiful girl comes along on the scene, one can still make a credible effort ... First to win her heart ... Next to win her body ....

Well, what else is life for ...

West Asian & Central Asian babes are much beefier than our wimpy Malaysian girls, Derrick dude ... Often heavier than the many Mat Salleh lasses who continually starve themselves in order to stay skinny ...

A 25 year old Arab or Uzbek girl of height 170 cm, say, could easily weigh 65 kg ... Their men ain't like Europeans or Chinese, who go for scrawny clothes-hanger types ... They prefer real-world wimmen with substantial meat on them ... LOL

Looking at Samira's height & build, I would say that she is easily 70 kg ... But then, 70 kg of tasty, hot beef ... Oh yeaahhhhhhh ...

As for DreamCommander, he is a bit over 85 kg, and fit & strong enough, so he can still confidently take someone like Samira sitting on his lap ...

You eat your heart out, Derrick kid ...

:-P

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Yes, DS ... If your mass (your scale 'weight' on earth in kg la, basically) is 60 kg, and you're running at a velocity of 10 metres per second due east, then your momentum wud be 600 kg metres per second due east ...

In Form IV also start learning physics oledy what ...

In physics, momentum = mass x velocity

So, I guess in stock market activity, 'momentum' = number of buyers x speed of buying (number of lots bought per minute)

Proper gentleman also must know how to boast & brag a bit la, Derrick dude ... Cannot all da time talk straight-forward only ... Sometimes for joking also ... So one's conversation never gets dull ...

If straight-forward only, how you want to talk with pretty amoy for six hours leihhh ... 20 minutes also, amoy get fed up oledy, 'OMG! So dull & boring la, this kontuik idiot dikkhead, so creepy la', she wud say. 'How I want to marry him leihh, and live a lifetime with him leihh' ...

You say I same like Ah Jib ah ... Wely good la, if like dat ... You look at him, his missus is the prettiest among the many politician leaders ... Don't play play one wor, this Ah Jib wor ... Got fantastic lady-winning skill one wor ...

Gua natural power la, Derrick dude ... No need kambing weed ka, ali tongkat ka, jantan pokok ka, musang tahi ka ... Just maintain good sleep, regular exercise only ... Then can do pretty girl four times a night, no prob ...

Better start visiting da gym regularly now, Derrick dude ... Harden yourself up ... Or else, you're gonna end up becoming a cuckolded husband one day ... Just like our good flend NoManLand ...

Derrik klu sudah kawin pinya time habis la ... Kena bully sama dia pinya bini juga ... Becos he too soft ... ki ki ki

Dreamwarriot u recommend Dragon to eat your seed ar... may be dragn can eat but I cant lo.... Tengok pun sudah muntah muntah lo
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Like this ah, I wonder what happen when you get married leihh ... When you see, smell & taste special forbidden hairy fruit ... It won't smell & taste like KFC, let alone rambutan, for sure ... But I know you'll like it better ... ki ki ki

Like this ah Derrick, if you ever get lost in jungle habis la, this thing cannot eat, that thing cannot eat, anything also cannot eat, after one week finish la ...

So, make sure you don't ever get lost next time you go jungle trekking la hor ... Kid ...

In jungle don't hv KFC or McD you know ... Nando or Roasters also don't have ...

Pumpkin seed also he eat so much while watching movie with his gf ... Itu Derrick dude ... Pretend to watch movie only la, but really he only want to rub rub, stroke stroke, his hand on her bum a thighs only la ...

And what about peanuts & groundnuts, and chestnuts & cashew nuts, not seeds ah ... And what about rice & wheat, not seeds ah ...

Eksen lanxi la ini la Derrick dude, fruit seed also cannot eat ...

Raw rubber seed cud be too toxic to eat la ... If goat eats too much also, goat can get sick ... But some dudes can eat after roasting also ...

What toxic, you want to test ah, you gv to goat or cow to eat ... If da goat keel over soon afterward & get sick, then you don't eat la ...

Like dat petai & jering also toxic leiih, but how many folks hv gone into hospital from petai poisoning leihh ... Except maybe Derrick dude la, becos his tummy so sensitive, his kontuik also smell like petai oledy afterward ... ki ki ki

These seeds goats can eat without problem leihh ...

And chempedak seed also ... You know, whenever I find & buy chempedak goreng to eat, I eat not only da fruit, but also da seed ... Cos it's quite tasty, kind of like a bean, when cooked ...

Actually some kampung folk oledy eat them, DS, after roasting ... You know ah, like durian seed, nangka seed etc. also ... Quite tasty ...

http://www.nst.com.my/node/80983

Rambutan seed for fighting diabetes.
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Rambutan seeds to prevent diabetes

By MELISSA DARLYNE CHOW - 19 April 2015 @ 5:22 PM

ARAU: Two undergraduates from an Indonesian varsity have developed an innovative way of preventing diabetes, by using rambutan seeds.

The two, are Feni Juita Sari and Marleni, both 18, from the Fakultas Ilmu Kesehatan, Universiti U’budiyah in Banda Acheh, who have successfully produced a drink using the rambutan seeds.

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Interesting article. DS da farmer might be keen on that. Tell you what, I suggest one dries the rambutan seeds in the sun, and then roast them, just like coffee beans. Then make it into a drink, and consume it. Cud be tastier, as well as more functional, than kopi tahi musang. Ki ki ki.

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Tu la cool & gentlemanly ... Sambil tengok saham pun, boleh timang awek cun atas riba ... Baru la selalu dapat maintain inspired investing mood ...

Lu bulum bulajat ini technique la, Derrick dude ... Lu kina bulajat ... Baru la ata cipat matured sikit ...

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Well, if a pretty dancing babe like DreamCommander's Aphrodite so easily scares that DatukKong, then he must be a real namby pamby ponttan DatukKong la ...

Namby pamby ponttan like his medium BollocksBilis aka PeeDeeTan aka PooKeeTan ...

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And where is the Mighty One, DS ... The Mighty Zeus or the Mighty Odin? ... How long has it been since he last sent you or anyone else a SMS or a What'sApp, one wonders ...

Zeus is probably busy with Aphrodite ki ki ki ... Odin with Frigg ... ki ki ki

If you learn to relax & chill and sing & dance a bit more, Derrick dude, and whine & moan a bit less, then it will rise & stay up for a bit longer ...

Someone can sell 1 mil barrels per day of some shhitty black liquid at US$100 per barrel ... But he insists on selling 2.5 mil barrels per day at US$40 per barrel, just to keep himself rich while at the same time making others poor ...

Now what kind of stupid kontuik idiot dikkhead merchant is that? ... He will only end up losing his commodity reserves at double fast rate, while at the same time losing all the goodwill of other co-merchants ...

Non-OPEC coalition battling against Saudi-led OPEC side, DS, could be ... Well, it's about time someone teaches those bighead Saudi kontuik idiot dikkheads a big, hard lesson ...

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Well Derrick, one tries to be as polite as one can ...

Posted by derrickinvestor > Sep 1, 2015 03:33 PM | Report Abuse

So DW u always hug your missus tits in your arms whenever u sleep? Dont the milk spill over the bed? wakakakkakakaka
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You let her snuggle up to you, your arm wrapped around her head, your leg over her, she has yer snake in her hand, you try that some time ... Your shared dream wud be divine ...

Drink a warm mug of rich, thick, chocolate, with plenty of milk added ... Hug your missus tite in your arms ... Sure can sleep like a log one, DS ...

That's why la, KopiPeng, I always say ... Buy when everybody afraid ... Sell when everybody confident ... But many people still don't understand this time-honoured investing principle ...

Warm chocolate for good sleep ... But not serai juice for me, I don't think ... ki ki ki

What? Lemon grass juice? OMG!!!

I've heard of fragrant lemon grass oil (minyak serai wangi) as a massage oil, and da smell is nice ... But for drinkin? ... Dear oh dear ... I can't promise I can swallow two drops, LOL ...

But my all time favourite is ... Teh O Ais Lychee ... Light with the tea, but plenty of lychee ... Oh yeahhhh ...

Or Teh O Ais Longan, when lychee not available, it's not bad ... Not bad at all ...

Try avocado juice some time, DS ... Very tasty ...

Well, let's put it this way, DS ... We will NEVER, EVER know when a stock's price has precisely hit bottom ... Becos our mind's eye has NOT been designed to see da future ...

But if one throws a tennis ball up high, and it falls on da floor, and starts bouncing up & down non-stop (let's just imagine) ... Just imagine yourself taking a picture of da ball ... And then ask yourself this question ...

When wud be the more likely time for it to go up just after you took da picture ... When it's going up toward da sky? ... Or when it's going down toward da floor? ...

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