Got one fellow said

- Everyone should invest not speculate.

Another fellow said

- Everyone should speculate not invest.

WTF got 2 fellows with so oppository order.

I thought these alredi veri irritating … until another fellow join in and said

- We could speculate but must speculate intelligently.

FAK FAK FAK !

I ask u how to fak intelligently lar … ops .. I meant punt intelligently ?

U know wat is punt-ting or not ? U know wat is speculating or not ?

Speculating is predicting with no intelligence involvement.

And NO … it is NOT equal with predicting STUPID-ly .. NO. It is predicting without using high intelligence NOR using low intelligence. It is just PREDICTING without the NEED to use INTELLIGENCE.

For eg. I speculate today goin to rain. If I am right … I am NOT going to say I am very intelligent. I will say … see …. I predicted correctly (without any need to use any intelligence at all). Compare to kok-rider who go and measure the temperature, checking the cloud, the humidity, the wind direction and speed and ….. yet, got the wrong result. So, can we ask who is more intelligent ? Me ? Or kok-rider ? I have to admit … it could not be ME …. but if u answer it is kok-rider who so called speculate “intelligently” … then we have to agree that u are as intelligent or more correctly put as stupeed as the kok-rider.

Now, let’s tok more about speculating activity.

Investing and speculate in Weather has the closest similarity with investing and speculating in share market.

If  :

A speculate goin to rain based on his nightmare

B speculate goin to rain based on his son birthday

C speculate goin to rain based on sami velloo tips

D speculate NOT goin to rain based on Temperature and Humidity.

And it turns out ABC are correct and D is wrong.

Who is speculating intelligently ?

If u say D is speculating intellingetly … then why fak he got it wrong leh ?

If u say A B C is speculating intellingently … then I ask u, among A B C … who is MORE intelligent leh ?

(anyway if u answer A B C is speculating intelligently, then I should have stop talking to u anymore. No need to ask the second question of among abc who is more intelligent. U are beyond hope liaw.) Anyway, 

Ops … I forgot to mention another fellow E who also speculate goin to rain. When ask how he know … he said he simply HENTAM niah.

Aaaaaaa …… see …… do u see where I am goin now. Do u get the idea wat I try to tell u now ? NO ? Dunt worri. U are not suppose to be able to se where i am goin .... it is my job to make u confuse. 

Then come another fellow F said to E ,”…. No No nO … u cannot simply hentam niah. That is wrong. F granpa said cannot simply hentam niah. Must at least use bomoh or TA or Fa …or TA+FA .. or FA+TA … or candle stick, chopstick, walking stick …. or cup and handle, head and shoulder, toilet and tissue paper …. or eps, pe, nta, … or worst case scenario must use ROI, ROA, ROE, and  not to forget the ROCIbai …..  CANNOT simply hentam niah !!”

Your granpa said cannot hentam but E granpa said can. So, who granpa are we goin to follow now ?

THE END.