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8 comment(s). Last comment by tptan45 2013-04-04 12:14

Posted by lotsofmoney > 2013-04-04 10:46 | Report Abuse

No money, don't start.

tptan45

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Posted by tptan45 > 2013-04-04 11:41 | Report Abuse

apply for 250 million ringgit soft loan from our generous government.

Mat Cendana

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Posted by Mat Cendana > 2013-04-04 11:51 | Report Abuse

Yup, even a monkey can make profits should it get this kind of loan at a low interest rate. Just put the capital in properties or land and you'll make a bundle over time. With some cash in hand and a low interest rate to service, one will have the stamina to wait things out.

tptan45

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Posted by tptan45 > 2013-04-04 11:57 | Report Abuse

"a low interest rate to service"?
You mean, you need to service that loan?
I always though there is no need to service that loan.

alenac

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Posted by alenac > 2013-04-04 11:57 | Report Abuse

But the criteria for approval include: pretending you want to rear cows, wife must be UMNO bigshots in the category of ministers or assistant ministers.

tptan45

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Posted by tptan45 > 2013-04-04 11:59 | Report Abuse

don't forget that city down south.

Posted by lotsofmoney > 2013-04-04 12:05 | Report Abuse

Or you can pretend you wanted to further your study and get a KPJ loan. After 20 years, you will get a 50% discount if you offer to pay the basic loan amount!

tptan45

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Posted by tptan45 > 2013-04-04 12:14 | Report Abuse

don't have to pay and can also become director of GLC

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