Amazing! There's nobody at this counter except for the market maker! I should be swatting flies, except that the flies are so bored that they fell into deep sleep. I have half a mind to wake them up so that I can at least have something to swat.
Whenever I want some peace and quiet, I come here. So that I can contemplate on whatever it is that I contemplate on. Which sounds really deep but isn't really saying anything. Never mind.
As usual, nothing much happening. Let's see if the 9.25 line for the mother can hold or not. The flies are still in stupor. They are so numb that when I swatted them, they complained that they didn't feel a thing. Insensitive buggers.
Paddyfield gor, please don't mind me! I come here to sound off a bit when I am bored because I know not many people come here. And also there are a lot of flies to swat freely left right and center!
Wow.....I got a post removed by the administrator! He must have thought it was a bit too racy. Probably objected to my mentioning a 100-year old tortoise. Or more correctly, objected to what the tortoise was doing (unmentionable). Sorry Mr Administrator!
Hengtai, since Mr Market Maker is not entertaining me, I got to entertain myself lor. I dunno how long I can keep this up before I also hibernate from boredom.
I was about to compare this stock to some slow moving animal and then I suddenly remembered that I am not supposed to mention a 100 year old tortoise. It is NSFW. Luckily I remembered just in time! So for today's posting, I will not mention a 100 year old tortoise. However, if I do not mention a 100 year old tortoise, everybody will not know what I am commenting about. But it's okay. Neither do I.
This North Korean saga is pressing down the market. I mean wholesale evacuation of the population can't be good, right? Where will they go? It's like a balik kampung rush without the kampung.
Everybody is panicking. Everybody except for the flies here. Not even the slightest movement. Zilch. It looks like they don't know how the "panic" word is written.
I was expecting the market to lao sai this morning on account of the North Korea tension. I would have thought that the market maker would have moved the price down to 2 sens already. So I waited patiently with my two sens. But nah....it didn't happen. Looks like the market maker doesn't want my two sens. So stuck up! I'm tempted to call Donny Trump tonight to complain.
This morning the market maker tried to put random figures in the buy and sell queues to create a semblance of "normalcy". When the figures did not move, I think he gave up and just put 2000 in every queue. That's more like it. Round figures are easier to see mah........ No need to try to make things look normal because we all know that in the market, nothing is really normal.
Today, I am happy to report that Donald did not try to manufacture another crisis to depress the market. As for the North Koreans who are have already been reportedly evacuated from Pyongyang, they are trying to make the long and arduous journey back to their homes. Luckily, only 2 people had been evacuated in total and they both jogged back in 5 minutes. So much for the crisis.
haiya...itula..this ahlui say loud loud want to collect at 0.14 end up x jadi all go sleep lor...haiy.....never mindla...bomoh busy working overtime to collection mother now..no worries...
Checked up on this counter this morning just to see what the Market Maker is up to. Aha..... I see his famous 2000 lots standing everywhere. Why 2000? Must be his lucky number. Maybe his car plate is MM2000. Yeah, that makes a whole lotta sense.
Yesterday, I commented that the market maker's car plate number must be MM2000. This morning, I find that many of the numbers on the buy/sell board are no more the old familiar 2000. This market maker....wa lau eh.....why you so like that, arh? I say your car plate number one time only mah. Say one time also cannot meh? I like your number 2000 because it is not so confusing leh. I only need to decide whether to sailang 2000 lots or not. Easy decision for my brain. Now with all these confusing random numbers appearing on the board, my simple brain just want to go to sleep. Just like the flies I wanted to swat. The only thing preventing me from sleeping is the fear that I may accidentally swat myself. Sheeeeeesh....
Took a quick peek this morning. Ah yessss...the 2000 lots are still standing there. Still the same old number. I guess the market maker has not changed his car yet.
No, nobody at home. Nobody except for the flies. They won't open the door for you because they are still in stupor. Lazy buggers. I just told them to go swat themselves.
Koan riddle from old zen master: "Is it the stock that is moving.....or is it the fly that is moving?" The zen novice trainee assistant says, "Neither! It is the speculator's mind that is moving!"
So much excitement over one virus this morning that I forgot to look at my counters.
A fly from C14 visited the doctor's office. Fly: Doctor, I think I have come down with a virus. Dr: Mana sakit? Fly: No sakit doc, but I feel lethargic all day. Maybe I kena the new Ransomware virus. Dr: Ransomware virus? Oh no.....sure die one.....but don't die here ok? Describe your symptoms. Fly: Well....people look at me and they fall asleep. I look at myself in the mirror also I fall asleep. Dr: That one is not called Ransomware virus lah.....that one is called NotHandsomeware virus.
This morning mother share up, but son is down. MM2000 is playing up the mother to sell the son? The flies signal their disapproval by yawning and then going to sleep.
So this is what happens when a warrant reaches the end of its useful life. How sad. Looks like we really have to sell a warrant at least 6 months before maturity date. Otherwise the risk is just too great. I am glad that I cut loss at the 12-13 sen level previously so I did not lose my pants. But it looks like the flies are more or less dead and frozen stiff by now. Bye bye flies.
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Posted by namaste > 2017-03-31 14:01 | Report Abuse
Amazing! There's nobody at this counter except for the market maker! I should be swatting flies, except that the flies are so bored that they fell into deep sleep. I have half a mind to wake them up so that I can at least have something to swat.