Posted by namaste > 2017-04-21 13:30 | Report Abuse

This morning the market maker tried to put random figures in the buy and sell queues to create a semblance of "normalcy". When the figures did not move, I think he gave up and just put 2000 in every queue. That's more like it. Round figures are easier to see mah........ No need to try to make things look normal because we all know that in the market, nothing is really normal.

Today, I am happy to report that Donald did not try to manufacture another crisis to depress the market. As for the North Koreans who are have already been reportedly evacuated from Pyongyang, they are trying to make the long and arduous journey back to their homes. Luckily, only 2 people had been evacuated in total and they both jogged back in 5 minutes. So much for the crisis.

Posted by abangadik > 2017-04-21 13:33 | Report Abuse

This macam report from outerspace station.. Day21 today no action still.. We didn't identify any living lifeform... kekekeke...... Houston Out.

Posted by abangadik > 2017-04-21 13:47 | Report Abuse

kite dont jeles ler...actually a lot still inside incubators...we wokeup early to save the world..kekekeke..

Posted by abangadik > 2017-04-21 13:59 | Report Abuse

haiya...itula..this ahlui say loud loud want to collect at 0.14 end up x jadi all go sleep lor...haiy.....never mindla...bomoh busy working overtime to collection mother now..no worries...

Posted by abangadik > 2017-04-21 14:24 | Report Abuse

Bauto is xmas present kite...my project all very slow and still in wave0.5-1....u need to hold long long only can buy...

Posted by namaste > 2017-04-27 11:56 | Report Abuse

Checked up on this counter this morning just to see what the Market Maker is up to. Aha..... I see his famous 2000 lots standing everywhere. Why 2000? Must be his lucky number. Maybe his car plate is MM2000. Yeah, that makes a whole lotta sense.

Posted by namaste > 2017-04-28 13:43 | Report Abuse

Yesterday, I commented that the market maker's car plate number must be MM2000. This morning, I find that many of the numbers on the buy/sell board are no more the old familiar 2000. This market maker....wa lau eh.....why you so like that, arh? I say your car plate number one time only mah. Say one time also cannot meh? I like your number 2000 because it is not so confusing leh. I only need to decide whether to sailang 2000 lots or not. Easy decision for my brain. Now with all these confusing random numbers appearing on the board, my simple brain just want to go to sleep. Just like the flies I wanted to swat. The only thing preventing me from sleeping is the fear that I may accidentally swat myself. Sheeeeeesh....

Posted by namaste > 2017-05-03 10:28 | Report Abuse

Took a quick peek this morning. Ah yessss...the 2000 lots are still standing there. Still the same old number. I guess the market maker has not changed his car yet.

Posted by abangadik > 2017-05-11 14:44 | Report Abuse

Hello...anybody home...kekekeke..

Posted by namaste > 2017-05-11 22:53 | Report Abuse

No, nobody at home. Nobody except for the flies. They won't open the door for you because they are still in stupor. Lazy buggers. I just told them to go swat themselves.

Posted by abangadik > 2017-05-11 23:04 | Report Abuse

kekekekekke.. in hari manyak olang makan 0.145.. tqvm

Posted by namaste > 2017-05-13 22:56 | Report Abuse

Koan riddle from old zen master: "Is it the stock that is moving.....or is it the fly that is moving?"
The zen novice trainee assistant says, "Neither! It is the speculator's mind that is moving!"

Posted by namaste > 2017-05-15 17:28 | Report Abuse

So much excitement over one virus this morning that I forgot to look at my counters.

A fly from C14 visited the doctor's office.
Fly: Doctor, I think I have come down with a virus.
Dr: Mana sakit?
Fly: No sakit doc, but I feel lethargic all day. Maybe I kena the new Ransomware virus.
Dr: Ransomware virus? Oh no.....sure die one.....but don't die here ok? Describe your symptoms.
Fly: Well....people look at me and they fall asleep. I look at myself in the mirror also I fall asleep.
Dr: That one is not called Ransomware virus lah.....that one is called NotHandsomeware virus.

Posted by namaste > 2017-05-18 17:26 | Report Abuse

Today, a sea of red. Like one Ah Long went to work with a pail of red paint.

Posted by namaste > 2017-05-19 12:54 | Report Abuse

This morning, a sea off green in the market. Like somebody threw green paint at the Ah Long.

Posted by namaste > 2017-05-23 12:28 | Report Abuse

This morning mother share up, but son is down. MM2000 is playing up the mother to sell the son? The flies signal their disapproval by yawning and then going to sleep.

Posted by newtrend > 2017-06-02 10:10 | Report Abuse

undervalue bb, namaste join you now hehe

Posted by newtrend > 2017-06-02 15:27 | Report Abuse

strong uptrend break out resistance hehe

Posted by 稻田·* 片片绿青~粒粒芳香 > 2017-08-25 11:23 | Report Abuse

Hello fighters,





Open paper trade position queing RM0.065 2000 lots..... see can get or not....







Cheers............................

Posted by 稻田·* 片片绿青~粒粒芳香 > 2017-08-25 15:09 | Report Abuse

waooooooooooooooooooo


so so so so so yummy now.....





It reaches my price liao..........................




anytimeme REAL TRADE! paper trade time is about over

Posted by 稻田·* 片片绿青~粒粒芳香 > 2017-08-25 15:16 | Report Abuse

test luck lo.........................

queue 1555 lots first..... if ok only add another 6000 lots........

Posted by 稻田·* 片片绿青~粒粒芳香 > 2017-08-28 09:35 | Report Abuse

perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by 稻田·* 片片绿青~粒粒芳香 > 2017-08-28 09:38 | Report Abuse

Guys.................

I took profit all at RM0.065...........


Thanks Sime Darby

Posted by paperplane > 2017-08-28 14:02 | Report Abuse

wow, seems like going back 0.10 soon woh

Posted by 稻田·* 片片绿青~粒粒芳香 > 2017-08-28 14:03 | Report Abuse

I sold all shares liao...... up higher the better.... so my frens can unload with more gain....

I enough liao... shifted to ALAM for fast day trading

Posted by paperplane > 2017-08-28 14:08 | Report Abuse

aiyo. ALAM sure not? turnaround plan ready not? SIME at least know got plan lay down, all waiting to up and up only mah

Posted by 稻田·* 片片绿青~粒粒芳香 > 2017-08-28 14:12 | Report Abuse

I don't know much about Sime Darby bro..

if any great thing pls share with us......

Posted by paperplane > 2017-08-29 09:50 | Report Abuse

time to add little

Posted by hkck > 2017-08-29 11:02 | Report Abuse

added a little at 0.045 :)

Posted by namaste > 2017-11-08 15:17 | Report Abuse

So this is what happens when a warrant reaches the end of its useful life. How sad. Looks like we really have to sell a warrant at least 6 months before maturity date. Otherwise the risk is just too great. I am glad that I cut loss at the 12-13 sen level previously so I did not lose my pants. But it looks like the flies are more or less dead and frozen stiff by now. Bye bye flies.