It turns out IBM, the elder statesman of global IT and a paragon of corporate seriousness, has a sense of humor - but the real joke may be on its customers.
The Register brings you this important news after discovering three internal letters announcing the cancellation of products that seem not to exist other than to display a fondness for telling "Dad jokes" - weak and predictable puns delivered by middle-aged men in the utterly unfounded belief they represent comedy gold.
One letter references IBM's Guardium data security suite, and reports the withdrawal of a service named "Guardium of the Galaxy."
Rimshot!
The letter adds: "This is for information gathering only and is not an actual offering."
Also withdrawn from sale and support is a fictional software product called "SOARing right into a brick wall." A mock IBM offering called "CPaking It In, IAM Done for the Day" has also been dispatched to the digital dustbin.
Comedy convention suggests that any joke that needs an explanation can't be funny, and explaining a funny joke immediately renders it not so. But just in case in case IBM's japes are too sophisticated:
On a more serious note, at the time of writing these Dad jokes were visible to anyone with an IBM account. The Reg found them thanks to an email alert from an automated website-scanning tool we employ to dig up product bulletins that vendors place on obscure corners of their websites.
While the content of the letters is seemingly intended for IBM staff only, Big Blue's customers that rely on the venerable firm to care for their important data might perhaps wish to ask how this silliness made it into view.
Our automated tool today notified us the letters have been deleted. But if IBM's content management systems are leaking more than lame jokes, that would be no laughing matter. ®
https://www.theregister.com//2023/08/23/ibm_internal_letter_joke_leak/
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