Posted by _OptimusPrime_ > 2016-05-31 22:27 | Report Abuse

Ok. I also want to report myself.
Yesterday i slept with a bitch. A female dog i adopted. She is still virgin. 6 month old only. Then i saw farking ticks climbing on my legs. I turn on light. Kill the farker. Then i cannot sleep liao..

To b continue.

Posted by Icon8888 > 2016-05-31 22:41 | Report Abuse

Mr Teh lives a full life, plenty of meaningful activities

All I know to do is stare at the computer screen, paiseh...

Posted by _OptimusPrime_ > 2016-05-31 22:45 | Report Abuse

Mr cp teh. Pls tell us how many inches long your kkj? I think u missed that one.

Posted by Icon8888 > 2016-05-31 22:54 | Report Abuse

Optimus you mate with the dog kah ? You mentioned dog + virgin + kkj...

Posted by _OptimusPrime_ > 2016-05-31 22:55 | Report Abuse

Used to it liao. See my toxic body can kill the germs or not.

Posted by Icon8888 > 2016-05-31 22:56 | Report Abuse

oh my god... You admit it so openly ???? So brave lah you ...
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Posted by Icon8888 > May 31, 2016 10:54 PM | Report Abuse X

Optimus you mate with the dog kah ? You mentioned dog + virgin + kkj...



Posted by _OptimusPrime_ > May 31, 2016 10:55 PM | Report Abuse

Used to it liao. See my toxic body can kill the germs or not.

Posted by _OptimusPrime_ > 2016-05-31 22:58 | Report Abuse

Wakaka. I said she still virgin mah. Aiyo.

Posted by Icon8888 > 2016-05-31 23:03 | Report Abuse

You mean the dog was virgin when you adopted her... I see...

Posted by _OptimusPrime_ > 2016-05-31 23:03 | Report Abuse

Ya ka. I got admit meh? You on estacy ka.

Posted by Icon8888 > 2016-05-31 23:05 | Report Abuse

You admitted what....


Posted by Icon8888 > May 31, 2016 10:54 PM | Report Abuse X

Optimus you mate with the dog kah ? You mentioned dog + virgin + kkj...



Posted by _OptimusPrime_ > May 31, 2016 10:55 PM | Report Abuse

Used to it liao. See my toxic body can kill the germs or not.

Posted by _OptimusPrime_ > 2016-05-31 23:09 | Report Abuse

Wakaka.

Posted by Icon8888 > 2016-05-31 23:10 | Report Abuse

U r blushing...

Posted by _OptimusPrime_ > 2016-05-31 23:13 | Report Abuse

U should join mca. U can twist n turn facts.

Posted by Icon8888 > 2016-05-31 23:16 | Report Abuse

ok let's call it a night.... Mr Teh wouldn't like too much of these dog and transformer stories...