WAT THE FAK !
WHO THE FAK is THE BEST GURUS ?
GURUS GURUS GURUS ... who the fak is the best GURUS ?
wah ! promote tis guru .. promote tat guru .. if the guru are so guru ... how come everi one still garu their ass .. .wondering when can become millionaire. Why ? u never wonder how come after u follow the guru for so long ...and yet u are still .... u ?
Aaaaaa .... must be because u no follow the guru properly right ? HAHAHAHAHAh ... why u no follow properly leh ? u dun wan to become millionaire aaa ? yes ? no ? Or are u create your own self delusion ... meaning cheating own self lar .. living in denial is easier than accepting the truth mar. Like they said ... THE TRUTH HURT ... or ... CAN YOU HANDLE THE TRUTH ?
Before we promote any guru ... first WE must be SUCCESSFUL after following the GURU. We should not , cannot, MUST NOT .... promote before we really has become successful after following the guru. This is common sense mar.
For example, a someone who is not veri successful in investing ... promote a guru called david copperfield who write a book about succesful trading using stars and planets alignment ... can arr ? Of course CAN .. if YOU have use his alignment and HAVE become a millionaire. You CANNOT simply said oooo .. we should use .. becAUSE david copperfield has become millionaire. How we know david become millionaire not from selling millions of his book to million of donkeys instead from trading or investing ?
AAAAa .... i can see a lot of value investing followers are smiling and probably say ... seeeeeee, we have told u traders bugger all these time about your useless bancrupted commited suicide guru ...
ello value fakkers, why ? U think your guru so great arr ... then how come u are not great leh ? Wat happen lar ?
U see, just because buffett can use graham method, doesn't mean everi bodi can use too. For example, u see one char kuey teow fellow become millionaire from char kuey teow ... u think u can follow him and become char kuey teow millionaire ALSO ARR ? U see people open repair motorcycle and become millionaire, u think u can become one too aaah ? I ask u lar ... u know how to char kuew teow or repair motorcyle or not ? Yes ? No ? Yes ? NO ?
Same here lar ... before u wan to follow value investing, u need to be veri good in accounting, business, management, economy, psychology, math, science et cetera, et cetra.
SO .... do u know accounting or not ? Are u good in accounting or not ? No ? Yes ? If u are really good in accounting, then wat fak u become real estate agent lar, insurance agent lar, remisier lar, clerk lar, teacher lar, doctor lar, or engineer. Dun tell me being accountant cannot cari makan nowadays ? REALLLY ?
Are u good in business ? If u are good in business .. then go open business lar. Wat ? no good also ?
If u no good in accounting, business, and blah blah blah ... how then can u follow value investing ? Now, u understand why u still lose money even after u (think u) follow buffet lar, graham lar, peter lar ...
and finally, dun forget .....
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BOOOOOH CA$$$$$$$HHHH CCCCCCCCCCCC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!
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Mind your language, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Warren Buffet and Foreign Funds are watching us.
2015-02-02 11:14
calvin + leno (always thought leno is cat of calvin- featured prominently in pmcorp) + fortunebullz + ayamtua = collective minds of century! kikikikiii
2015-02-02 12:19
what leno saya akin to wolf of wall street
leno geared and designed by Almighty hopefully to bring people from
Egypt to Promised Land!!! not hollaning people .... kakkakakkakak
booo choww ccc ahhhhhhhh
hahahhahahhahahahahhaaaaa
2015-02-02 12:24
dream to be wolf of wallstreet the movie!!! making billions billions hahahhahahaa
2015-02-02 12:25
Best guru is holding cash? Please go to FD forum as i3 is stock forum.
2015-02-02 12:31
Calvin's favourite cat and chicken are Leno and Ayamtua. Always remember fondly.
All these are investments - shares, bond, gold, antics or cash.
Cash is also an investment?
Yes, at 3.5% one year Fd the P/E for Cash is 28.5
Cash is quite a lousy investment.
2015-02-02 14:14
Don't invest in cash. If you want invest in landed single or double storey houses in Iskandar.
You can get 6% to 8% rental plus capital appreciation.
This is possible in Booming Iskandar
2015-02-02 14:17
When Calvin talks a lot we know something is bothering him and he can't sleep soundly at night. Admit it, sell all and keep cash in USD.
2015-02-02 15:39
Wah 2 days market closed , n all you punting addicts are going glia..bursa is closed but getting is open 24 hours......
2015-02-02 17:12
GREAT NEWS FOR ALL HERE & LENO
DRAGI'S QE HAVE SPURRED FUNDS TO SELL US & BUY EURO ZONE SHARES BECAUSE EURO CRASHED AGAINST MIGHTY US DOLLAR. BAD FOR US EXPORTS BUT GOOD FOR EURO COMPANIES.
EVEN HK LI KA SHING IS NOW BULLISH ON EURO.
BUT THE BEST KEPT SECRET IS MALAYSIA!
WHY MALAYSIA?
BECAUSE MALAYSIAN SHARES HAVE FALLEN TO ATTRACTIVE LEVELS. LAST YEAR CHINA, THAILAND, INDONESIA, PHILIPPINES & INDIA UP 30% to 45% WHILE MALAYSIA IS THE WORST PERFORMING AT MINUS 8%
SO MALAYSIA IS VERY UNDERVALUE!!!
RINGGIT ALSO FELL THE MOST AGAINST USD
This Is The Best Kept Secret Overlooked by "Fearful" People.
ACTUALLY, THEY SHOULD "SELL" US SOCKS & "BUY" MALAYSIA.
LI KA SHING SHOULD ALSO BE BULLISH ON MALAYSIA.
MALAYSIA IS THE BEST KEPT SECRET IN THE WHOLE WORLD.
How Come No Analyst The World Over Mention This Except Calvin Tan Research From Singapore?
Well, the Whole World is BLIND!
Years Ago Calvin Tan Called For A STRONG BUY ON PERAK CORP at 60 CENTS When NOT EVEN ONE PERSON IS BULLISH.
See HOW PERAK CORP PERFORMED?
Perak Corp Jumped 600% in 6 Years! Up 100% Yearly for 6 Consecutive Years!
TOMORROW! WHEN KLSE OPENS. JUST GO AND BUY THESE UNDERVALUE SHARES
1) BJ CORP (ANOTHER PERAK CORP)
2) PRESTAR {King of Guard Rails for 7 Highways)
3) AJIYA (STILL UNDISCOVERED JEM)
4) SUPER (SUPER GROWTH STOCK)
5) NOVA (IFCA UP! SYSTEC UP! ONLY NOVA IS THE BARGAIN LEFT)
6) ASB (WILL BENEFIT FROM TOURISM BOOM)
7) KIMLUN (THIS WILL BE ANOTHER PINTARAS JAYA, KSL OR KFIMA)
8) SOUTHERN STEEL (ONE OF 3 LONG STEEL PLAYERS FOR MRT & BULLET TRAIN)
9) HT PADU (TIME SOON FOR NICE DIVIDEND)
10) ILB (SELLING BELOW NET CASH VALUE)
11) MULPHA (THE ONLY PROPERTY STOCK IN ISKANDAR WITH THE MOST POTENTIAL)
12) XINQUAN (THIS ONE GOT P/E 1) THE MOST UNDERVALUED CHINA STOCK IN WHOLE WORLD
BUY BEFORE ANALYST, LOCAL FUNDS OR FOREIGN FUNDS DISCOVER THEM.
ONCE HOT PLEASE DON'T CHASE ANY MORE
Recent Calls Were
All Furniture Stocks (Don't chase now as they are up 30% to 40%)
Export Stocks (Also don't chase those up 30% to 40% already)
MyEg (Wow! This One Fired Up)
FGV (Fully Globalized Ventures) Calvin recommended this to Leno at RM2.13 (Now Up!)
Remember: Return OF capital more important than return ON capital.
2015-02-03 09:50
2 MORE POSITIVE NEWS
1) TEMPLETON FUND IS BULLISH ON MALAYSIA!
Founded By John Templeton. John Templeton Bought Shares During The Depth of US Great Depression Years & Made Himself So Rich & His Investors.
Templeton Fund also gone contrarian & bought Ireland during the Housing Crash. Later Ukraine. Now Bullish on Malaysia. Very Smart Move Indeed!
According To Templeton, Malaysia like Mexico is SAFE Because IT IS WELL DIVERSIFIED Unlike Venezuela which has only Crude Oil & Nothing Else.
Malaysia Has Exports of All Kinds, Crude Oil, Palm Oil, Rubber, tin, tin plating, Sugar, Cocoa, Rubber loves, Electronics & Electricals, BioTech, Automotives, car manufacturing & car racing, Forest & Furniture, fishes, fishing, sports fishing, Iron & Steel, All Kinds of Halal & Non Halal Foods, IT & Outsourcing, Foreign Property Investors, Silver Hair Property Investors with 10 Year Free Visa Investors/ Immigrants & Above All - THE NO. 1 TOURISM COUNTRY WITH MULTI RACIAL DIVERSITY.
2) Latest News On Malaysian Govt Sovereign Bond Funds
FOREIGNER FUNDS HAVE CONTINUED TO BUY UP RM3 BILLIONS MALAYSIA GOVT BOND FUNDS. Even Oversubscribing it by 2.5 to 3 times!
HAHA! Where Got Foreign Money Fleeing Malaysia? So All Rumours are Proven False!
One More Thing - Calvin Tan Research Called For A Buy on Rubber & Rubber Related Products like NyLex, Rubberex & Supermax.
SUPERMAX?
SUPERMAX JUMPED FROM RM1.62 to a High of RM2.37
UP A WHOPPING 46% IN JUST ONE MONTH!
So Don't Chase Now!
Calvin? = Cal -Call & Vin - Win
CALVIN CALLS ALL TO BUY "WINNING" STOCKS
SO STAY INVESTED!
Better drop the phrase "bo chow c".
"bo chow c" tak boleh pakai lagi.
Chow Pin Tow?
Better Stay Invested. Your money is doomed till Sept 2016 at 3.25% Interest. 3.5% growth equals to 100 divided by 3.5 = 28.5 P/E.
Want to Follow TTB (Trap Trap Bullsheet?) and keep cash?
2015-02-03 10:36
Good Leno!
I will follow you!!!
Please tell us when to sell too!
What is your next buy?
Give us another two undervalue counters to buy...Leno please!
2021-08-22 09:41
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